so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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