Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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