Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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