I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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