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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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