Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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