Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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