What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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