Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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