He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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