Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize