saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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