Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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