absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
