how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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