We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
do herpes really smell.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You dont lie about slip and slides
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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