from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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