Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
How does one acquire holy water?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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