i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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