I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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