I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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