You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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