forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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