If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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