we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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