HIV tests are more positive than that guy
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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