Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We are all done wearing pants today
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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