I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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