one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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