That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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