so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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