His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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