I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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