oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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