Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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