I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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