And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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