Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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