ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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