I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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