just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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two words...techno handjob
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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