It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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