They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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