If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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