doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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