I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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