I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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