Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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