I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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