Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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