So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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