I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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