i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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