If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Sorry about my life...
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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