Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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