He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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