We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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