Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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